straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for $50,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option
"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"
good. stay the hell away from me.
i’m in the mood for a boy with a deep voice to tell me nice things
We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob
I do it on purpose.